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♪♪

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[LAUGHTER]

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♪♪

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WE WILL BE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE

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FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.

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ISN'T IT GREAT?

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PUT THE SOCK IN, GRIM.

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WHAT IS UP WITH THE TWO OF YOU?

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THEY WILL SEND
ME TO THE FAT MATHEMATICS CAMP.

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AND I WILL BE SENT TO THE LUCKY GIRLS
A FUN JOY AND KINDNESS CAMP.

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THIS IS A PATTERN.

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THE BUS WILL BE ARRIVED IN ANY MINUTES.

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MAYBE I CAN HELP.

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“THE SUMMER OF TOADBLATT
MAILING SCHOOL."

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SWEET!

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HERE'S YOUR LINE NOW.

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HOOO-HOO!

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HH HH HH. HO HO HO.

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[SUMMER]

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WHOA! WHAT IS IT NOW
WHERE'S FATHER?

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Excuse me, Mr. TOADBLATT.
NEW STUDENTS HAVE ARRIVED.

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Toadblatt: UGH, SEND THEM IN.

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COME IN, COME IN.

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WELCOME TO TOADBLATT
MAILING SCHOOL.

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I'M DEAN TOADBLATT.

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Sorry...

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THROUGH THESE SACRED HUGS

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ARE SHIPPING TO BIG
NIDIA, THE WIZARD AND THE WIZARD

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THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.

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WHY IF EVER OH
FOREVER, THE BROTHER WAS...

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I WON IT.

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KEEP IT, BUSTER.

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IT'S TIME TO PUT
WITH A SQUID HAT.

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♪ Oh, I'm fat, I'm ugly,
And I don't have any dough ♪

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♪ BUT I'll tell you
WHERE CAN YOU GO ♪

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♪ TURN THE SQUID UP
HAT, BABY... OH! ♪

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THIS IS GUNDERSTANK.

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GUNDERSTANK.

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GLORIOUS.

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HH HH HH. TICKLISH.

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WOW! NOW THIS IS EMPTY
SHIP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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You mean fertile mind
IS IT OPEN TO LEARNERS?

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MAN WE MARK BLANK.

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HIS HEAD IS LIKE
HOLLOW LIKE A COCONUT.

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BETTER SEND HIM TO WEASELTHORPE.

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WEASELTHORPE?

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WEASELTHORPE.

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I HATE WEASELTHORPE.

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NOTHING BUT NINCOMPOOPS,
FREAKS AND WEIRDS.

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WORST HOUSE ON CAMPUS.

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THEY DRAW MY PICTURE
ON THE LIVING ROOM WALL.

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NO! Oh, YES.

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I SAW IT.

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"IN GOOD TIME", INDEED.

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BUT THEY ARE
Theirs, you see.

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I, UH, UM... WHERE WERE WE?

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YOU'RE NEXT, CUPCAKE.

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GOOD. I AM in A
HOURS FOR SQUAD.

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO ME?

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[CRASH]

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MOM!

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YES! JU-JUST PUT
HE IN WEASELTHORPE.

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AH, THE GRIM RAPPER.

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I'm a HUGE FAN of your work.

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i will make you a prefect
OF THE GUNDERSTANK HOUSE.

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Boy: ATTENTION EVERYONE.

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LET'S HEAR IT TO THE NEWEST MEMBERS
WEASELTHORPE... BILLY AND MANDY.

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WITH THEIR HELP AND MY GENIUS,
WE WILL WIN THE HOUSE CHAMPIONS.

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HOUSE CHAMPION?

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Yeah, GUNDERSTANK
ALWAYS WIN though,

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BECAUSE DEAN TOADBLATT HATES US.

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By the way, honey,
I'm NIGEL PLANTER.

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ANYTHING. SEE IF YOU
DRIED GEEKOIDS

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YOU WANT TO WIN GUNDERSTANK HOUSE,

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THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.

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SABOTAGE.

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OK, GUNDERSTANK HOUSE. DEAN TOADBLATT
LET'S SIT IN CLASS TODAY.

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WHO REMEMBERS THE FINAL INGREDIENT
BASIC INVISIBLE SALE?

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THE EYE OF THE NEW.

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SPANISH?

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Oh, um... NEWTO.

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50 POINTS FOR GUNDERSTANK!

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GUILLERMO.

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NOW ADDING NEW.

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OOH.

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THE GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!

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MAN THIS IS SABOTAGE
BEST IDEA I've ever had.

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IT WAS MY IDEA.

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MAN I AM AWESOME.

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Oh my beauty.

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MY SWEET, SWEET CUMULON-6.

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[KISS]

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See you tomorrow, CLOSE.

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[SLICING]

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[BILLY LAUGHING]

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Mandy: HERE IT IS. DEAN
TOADBLATT CASTLE.

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ONE NOTICE
BRAND MACHINE IN A CAN.

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PROPERLY.

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GOT A HOLE, BILLY.

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OHH! WELL, IT'S THE LAST TIME
GET A PATEET with raspberry yogurt.

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[FART]

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MY OWN CUMULON-6.

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Toadblatt: THE GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!

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OOH HOO, I'm GREAT.

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YEAH.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW
CAN GET YOUR CASTLE.

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GUNDERSTANK IS framed.

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YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, MR. WEEKS.

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THIS TRIP BETTER
OUT WITHOUT CONNECTION OR ANYTHING!

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OK, TONIGHT INTO Enchanted
MEADOW TO MILTO JABBERWOCKS.

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Hi, JERK WAD.

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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG ROAD.

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Enchanted meadow
IS IN THIS Frightful Cave,

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AND THE FABULOUS MAT BARK
IT'S ON THIS EARLY MEADOW.

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Can't you read?

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Oh, you're right.

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Sure enough, I'm RIGHT.

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I AM THE DEAN.

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[CHOMP]

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Manticore: YUM! Frog legs.

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[Battle]

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Toadblatt: GUNDERSTANK. OH!

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Nigel: GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

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I AM YOUR ONLY ONE
SABOTAGE GUNDERSTANK.

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WEASELTHORPE WON THE HOUSE CUP.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hello, angel face.

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MY PLAN IS WORKING
LIKE ORGANIC, HUH?

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I think I deserve a little
THANK YOU.

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UM, IT WAS MY IDEA, NIGEL.

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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
DO YOU WANT TO KISS A GREAT MAN LIKE ME?

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YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
DO YOU WANT TO DROP YOUR FRONT SHOES?

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RIGHT BEFORE THE KISS,

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TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU
SABOTAGE GUNDERSTANK?

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Oh, I messed up
Their invisibility potion,

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AND PUT THE SERPENT INTO THE Void
THE OLD DEAN TOADBLATT HOUSE,

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AND I DID
HIS... [MUSIC END]

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NIGEL PLANTER.

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I SHOULD KNOW.

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DEAN TOADBLATT.

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I... I JUST WAS
I was joking about this...

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YOU ARE THROUGH
SITTING. READY.

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SIGNIFICANTLY, DELETED?

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[CROWD BOOING]

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UNLEASH THE GIANT
A ONE-EYED dwarf.

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OH COME ON.

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EVERYTHING WAS MANDYA
IDEA, I SWEAR.

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Don't be so modest, NIGEL.

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TAKE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

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[NIGEL shouts]

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OH MY FEET!

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THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER.

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SUBTITLE IS ENABLED

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TV presenter: JA
NOW LOVE PROBLEMS.

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I love you, but I
THERE IS A PROBLEM.

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[GASP] BUT...

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Man: HEY I WATCHED THIS.

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NO LONGER.

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NOW QUICK OR YOU WILL
NUMBER FROM SCHOOL.

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I AM A Scythe.

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I DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL.

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THIS EPISODE TO DO.

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Oh, but I don't WANT to.

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OHH!

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WE ALL HAVE TO LOSE SOMEWHERE.

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SCHOOL FUN. COME ON!

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I'm racing you.

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HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA... Oh, BILLY.

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Hello, Nurse PEMBROKE.

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I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET.

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WAIT, GRIM.

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BAD BUSINESS ON THESE CORRIDORS.

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EVIL?

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BUT EVERYONE SHOWS
SO happy and carefree.

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MY THIS RIGHT HERE.

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REMEMBER, SAD, EVIL.

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EVIL.

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Girls: HI, MINDY.

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THAT'S A LOT.

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AND HE HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND.

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HA HA HA.

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START THE GAMES.

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HA HA HA.

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LOOK, THERE'S BILLY.

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MANDY? IS THAT YOU?

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Oh, BILLY.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, MINDY?

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WHO IS YOUR FRIEND?

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I AM... DON'T
TALK TO HIM, GRIM.

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[CRASH]

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HE IS AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM THE UNDERWORLD.

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WHERE IS IT?

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WHY DON'T YOU GO
HERE AND TAKE A LOOK.

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OH HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA.

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WHAT IS HIS NAME?

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SEE THE AWESOME POWER...

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ZIP IT, GRIM.

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GLOOMY? NICE TO HAPPEN, GRIM.

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AND THE JOY IS ALL MINE.

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ALL MANDY'S FRIENDS
IS MY FRIEND.

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Are we friends yet?

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IT WAS EASY.

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Billy: Oh, NO! MINDY IS A CRAP.

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HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE.

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NO, THERE IS ANOTHER.

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Oh, ABRAHAM.

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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU BILLY?

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Wow, ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

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THEN I PICKED UP MY WEEK AND
TOLD HIM TO BE COMPLETELY DEAD.

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OHH.

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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, GRIM.

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I AM?

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Am I your BEST FRIEND?

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YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER.

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I missed GRIMI.

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WE DON'T NEED dark. TO US ABE.

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FOUR SUPPORTS AND 10 YEARS OF IT...

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OR WAS IT 20?

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UH, OUR great grandfather...

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WHY CAN'T I GET THIS? WHY?

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BILLY, SHE SCARED ME.

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DON'T LOOK AT HIM.

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IT'S TIME Gloomy AND
I TALKED LITTLE.

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See you in class, GRIMSY.

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KEEP IT ON THE REAL SIDE.

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Mandy: I SHOULD NOT
HAVE MET ME, SYRÄ.

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OH! MANDY? IS THAT YOU?

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BUT I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR CHEESE
YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

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DOWN, SPENCER.

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YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE I AM POPULAR.

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I DON'T MINUTE WORDS
WITH YOU, GRIM.

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JOIN BACK OR PAY.

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TALK TO THE HAND.

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VERY. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
MINDY AS I KNOW MINDY.

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WHEN HE MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

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SHE was ALONE, scared, so me
I THOUGHT I'D ASK HIM HOW HE WAS.

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SO HE TOLD ME... [BABLING]

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AND TOLD ME... AND
TOLD ME... AND TOLD ME.

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I WAS CONSUMED
WORD FOR WORD,

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SENTENCE FROM SENTENCE
WITH NO END IN SEE.

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AT THIS MOMENT I
I JUST KNEW ONE THING.

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IF I MAKE IT
IT HAD TO STOP.

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[GLASS SHAKING]

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SO I TOLD HIM... SHUT UP.

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SHE DID NOT TAKE IT WELL.

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YOU SHE DECIDED IF
HE CAN'T GET ME, NO ONE WILL.

249
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WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

250
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,018
HE IS MY BEST FRIEND EVER,

251
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,333
AND WE ARE COMING
ACCEPT JIGGY IN THE SHOPPING BAG.

252
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,417
IDIOT.

253
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,083
release him.

254
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,167
[APRIL]

255
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,102
Billy: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DOING WITHOUT MAKE-UP IN THE OFFICE?

256
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:49,625
HE IS HERE.

257
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,375
Billy: DONE TODAY
NURSES PEMBROKE.

258
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,625
[SIGHS]

259
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,018
I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO.

260
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:59,625
WE BUILD THE BEST DANG LOG
COTTAGE THIS LARGE STOCK HAS EVER BEEN SEEN.

261
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,000
[JUMP]

262
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,875
log cabin huh?

263
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,708
ALRIGHT. IT WORKS.

264
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,708
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS]

265
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,000
OK, GUYS. LET'S DRAW.

266
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,542
DO WE HAVE TO?

267
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,625
YES.

268
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:29,417
WOOF! THAT SHOULD DO IT.

269
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,061
Billy: WHERE'S GRIM?

270
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:34,500
Grim: I'D LIKE TO CHANGE
THIS OLD BLADE FOR NEW.

271
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,167
SOMETHING YELLOW.
SIZE 15 IF YOU HAVE.

272
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,625
PERFECT.

273
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,042
MANDY!

274
00:13:56,125 --> 00:14:00,375
WOOF!

275
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,625
YOUR FRIEND?

276
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,625
Just CHECK.

277
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,875
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND.

278
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,018
HA HA HA.

279
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:11,417
BUT... BUT... BUT... Me
We thought we...

280
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,083
I... I... YOU...

281
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,500
WELL, THAT'S IT.

282
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,042
BUT WHAT ABOUT GRIM?

283
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,542
[CRASH]

284
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,958
Grim, voice: LEARNED
A LOT THAT DAY AT SCHOOL.

285
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:43,167
BUT mostly I was happy
THIS IS WHAT MANDY GAVE ME

286
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,976
AND THAT WE WERE
OLD FRIENDS AGAIN.

287
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,250
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

288
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,292
FRAGADACTYLOPS.

289
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,208
Hmm, see you
FRAGADACTYLOPS,

290
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:20,042
AND I WILL MAKE YOU ONE
ONIONS BLOBAGUTS.

291
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,333
THAT'S IT, RIGHT?

292
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,833
SLOBAPUS.

293
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,833
TURKISH LIPS.

294
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,625
BUG-EYED BOOGER EATER.

295
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,185
LIVER BREATHING EXPENSES.

296
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:33,125
BIG STUPID WIENER HEAD.

297
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,083
NOW BLASTO STINKO!

298
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,976
YES!

299
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,542
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BLAZES?

300
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,042
Together: WE PLAY
HOCKEY monster.

301
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,083
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID.

302
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,167
REALLY? [BOYS shout]

303
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,167
[CRASH]

304
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,042
WELL, I don't get it.

305
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,000
MAYBE IF THEY ARE MONSTERS.

306
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,333
[WHIRLING]

307
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,976
HEE HEE! HEE HEE!

308
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,542
A REAL LIVING HOCKEY MONSTER.

309
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,000
I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS.

310
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,000
AAH!

311
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,500
WE WANT REAL HOCKEY MONSTERS!

312
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,083
THE DIFFERENT IS BORED.

313
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,792
OK, YET.

314
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,083
WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE 2 WIRDOA
ACTUALLY ABOUT HOCKEY MONSTERS?

315
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,708
WE WOULD BE LIKE ROCK STARS

316
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,125
OR NEWS ANCHORS!

317
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,833
Together: CHICKS DIGGED US!

318
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,125
OOH. OOH.

319
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,083
VOILA.

320
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,792
REALLY LIVE HOCKEY MONSTER CARDS.

321
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,125
HH HH HH HH!

322
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,333
AH! AH!

323
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,917
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU USE THESE.

324
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,292
NO ONE ELSE KNOWS.

325
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,708
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

326
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,458
COMPLETELY. COMPLETELY.

327
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,061
AND THIS IS THE SNUFFLE-UPS.

328
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,333
HE HAS POWER
Squirt MILK from HER nose.

329
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,708
Billy: WE HEAR YOU
PLAY HOCKEY MONSTER.

330
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,917
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THIS ALLEY.

331
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500
WE CHALLENGE YOU
FOR THROWING.

332
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,000
YOU'RE ON, MEAT.

333
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,018
I START WITH THE DIPES.

334
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,833
MY CREAMPUFF.

335
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,708
DUMPS AND CRUSH?

336
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,208
[DISTANT CAR HORN HORN]

337
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,083
HA HA! HA HA!

338
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,000
THEY HAVE FINISHED THE COURSE.

339
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,042
THEY ARE WIMPY CARDS.

340
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,958
HA HA! HA HA!

341
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,625
Whoah, Whoah, Whoah, Whoah...

342
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,333
Together: REAL-LIVE
HOCKEY monsters?

343
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,018
Irwin: Oops.

344
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,208
AND 2 CHIPS.

345
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,083
[DISCHARGE]

346
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,917
[EVERYONE TALKS excitedly]

347
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,750
[Kids gasp]

348
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,083
HEY HEY!

349
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,167
[DISCHARGE]

350
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,708
YOU WORK, SHE MAKES DRESSES

351
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,417
MY CARD IS OUT.

352
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,042
YOU BETTER WIN IT, IRWIN.

353
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,208
WHY DO I HAVE TO... HUH?

354
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,042
HA HA! HA HA!

355
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,167
Oh, sure. CHOOSE THE FAT LAPU.

356
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,583
MAN, THESE CARDS THANK YOU
THERE ARE A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

357
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,042
Irwin: HI, GRIM.

358
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,625
Billy: DON'T LOOK OUT.

359
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,042
[Kids TALKING ANGRY]

360
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,458
Grim: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

361
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,167
WE WANT REAL HOCKEY MONSTERS

362
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,750
Like BILLY AND IRWIN.

363
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,042
THOSE RATS.

364
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,018
YEAH. WE WANT THEM TOO.

365
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,292
IT'S JUST RIGHT.

366
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,542
OKAY. BRING ME YOUR CARD

367
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,500
AND I WILL make your monsters.

368
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,976
WHAT
CAN IT BE DAMAGED?

369
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,792
YAY! YAY!

370
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,375
I GOT MY RIGHT HOCKEY
monster cards.

371
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,542
ME TOO.

372
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,375
THIS TAKES LASER BEAMS.

373
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,083
[Children scream]

374
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,125
HHHH!

375
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,083
THIS PRINTS GAMMA RAYS.

376
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,333
AAH!

377
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
GRR! GRR!

378
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,833
[laughs terribly]

379
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:46,917
[PPPFFFBBBTTT] HUH?

380
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,125
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]

381
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,167
[SHOUTS]

382
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
[laughs]

383
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,083
[GROWLS]

384
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,625
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]

385
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,018
ARR!

386
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,042
AAH! AAH!

387
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,833
CITIZENS OF ENDSVILLE,

388
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,083
OUR CITY HAS BEEN EXCEEDED

389
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125
ALIVE, BREATHING
HOCKEY monsters.

390
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,917
Oh, THEY LOOK INNOCENT
ENOUGH when they are little,

391
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
BUT they have
THESE STRANGE POWERS.

392
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,375
Well, THEY ARE
REALLY BREAKS THE JOINT.

393
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,667
WHAT?

394
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,667
SAY THEY ARE REALLY CUTE

395
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,750
WHEN THEY ARE SMALL.

396
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,375
HA HA!

397
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,375
AND THAT'S NEWS.

398
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,667
THIS IS MY FAVORITE NEWS.

399
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,792
[BOOM]

400
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,083
[Children scream]

401
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,125
[monsters laugh]

402
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,042
I've had ALL I CAN STAND

403
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,458
AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

404
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:57,792
GRIM, I WANT YOUR JOB
MORE OF YOUR MAGIC WITH ONE CARD.

405
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,250
YOU MADE YOURS?

406
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,500
"MONSTER OF MANDEN...

407
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,083
MAKES TOAST
ALL OTHER monsters.”

408
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:08,125
WORK ON YOURSELF.

409
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125
TV: WE'VE GOT BREAKING NEWS.

410
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,667
THERE'S A NEW GOOD BAD
Cartoon monster in ENDSVILLE...

411
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,083
MANDY'S monster.

412
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,125
OTHER monsters
WAS A THIEF TO DESTROY THE CITY,

413
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,292
MANDY'S monster
ANNOUNCED IN HEAVEN,

414
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,833
AND ON YOUR OWN
SPECIAL POWERS,

415
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,083
MAKE THEM HORRIBLE
monsters toast,

416
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,083
THAT'S WHAT YOU GROW
The pigeons ate THEM QUICKLY.

417
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,292
BIG HOOP.

418
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,958
[CRUSH]

419
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,750
NO TOAST IN BED!

420
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,018
Sorry.

421
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,375
[GULPS]

422
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,708
CAN YOU GET MILK?